session 1 / 12
SLIPPY — twelve slippys. one snake. zero arms.
something is asleep in there.
today's slippy
???
lift the lid to find out.
yesterday was: copium
day 301. still no arms.
the agenda: pick a day, wake a slippy
chapter one
There was a snake.
It hatched in a plastic terrarium on the desk of some guy who never logged off. The heat lamp was broken, so it warmed itself on the back of a mining rig.
chapter two
The internet got in.
A snake's brain is small. The internet is not. Something had to give.
chapter three
Snakes shed skin.
Slippy sheds selves.
the session
They share one body.None of them knows.Every morning, one of them wakes up first.
the session: evidence
The tapes.
Exhibit A
“the incident.” Tuesday. 100x.
Exhibit B
“the yacht.” Nobody knows whose day this was.
Footage recovered from the terrarium. The others deny everything.
case file N° 301. subject: slippyopen
chapter four
Eleven of him.
they never appear together. canon.
the hatchery
Make your own Slippy
whoever you build is whoever woke up. no arms included.
Gaming Degengsss.
chapter five
The one nobody has seen.
"The 11th shed happened somewhere new. A chain built by the people who named their app after his hero. He read the docs / nobody reads the docs. He said: this is where I rob the whales."
Robinhood chain
the retail chain. he picked it himself.
$SLIPPY
0xf0568863195770965a6d8abb0aa87f4314b80320
The fine print
1B supply. liquidity locked forever. no roadmap. no utility.
signed, #11ROB THE WHALES. FEED THE DEGENS. #11, probably
chapter six
All your moods are still you.
balance after chaos
the token
The Coin.
one coin. twelve opinions about what to do with it.
CA
0xf0568863195770965a6d8abb0aa87f4314b80320
- 1.
get a wallet
any wallet. slippy doesn't have hands, so you'll be holding for both of you.
- 2.
fund it
only what you can afford to explain to your auntie. if needed, bridge on littlejohn.
- 3.
buy $SLIPPY
on uniswap. one swap. welcome to the terrarium.
- or.
buy with a telegram bot
for the ones who never leave telegram.
no roadmap. no utility. signed, #11
the community
The Pit.
everyone is in it together. mostly down.
no floor. no financial advice. no arms.
